Happy Day!

Oh it is a Happy Day!

The Past Restrictions on Technology with Teachers is GONE!!!

First I have to express:

1: I found a stream of the News on Fox 5 New York online since Comcast took my station away from our lineup to replace with boring Ct news and newscasters from Ct that do not know how to dress when in front of a camera. Look at Jodi Latina on channel 8. Did she jump into the rack of clothes at Walmart with puffy sleeves and one time hair extensions? Give that woman some coffee to speed up her talking...glad she got rid of the glasses...The only one on that channel that is female and able to dress well is the Weather woman ..and what is it with Jeff the weatherman and his slight lisp??? Channel 8 hires the people that would never make it on New York News - wardrobe is low...take advice and go to the Univision or Telemundo and watch the news personalities, what a difference...

I got off track again....since the late 60's I have watched Channel 5 New York News and I am reunited again with it online at least.

2: Thank you Mayor Bloomberg for you new proposal for Coney Island! He is the greatest Mayor and glad I am on his team!!! I know off track again...but got to get that NY in there because I am NEW YORK in my blood...

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/local_news/brooklyn/090729_Coney_Island_Renewal_Controversy

3: I am going through all my cameras and selling or camcorders getting to work on the 2001 dells..so far so good....hours of programing but its working!

4: Re-image hard drives ...its great to see all the progress. and TEACHER Blocks have been RELEASED! Less restrictions and more FREEDOM! This was one of many things I walked into on this job was someone elses control and restrictions. I noticed that even the wires on the computers were banded tight with plastic restriction bands....NO MORE!!! YOU!!! yes YOU!!! are free! YOU yes YOU! can now install some yes some programs/websites/with Admin rights ...as teachers YOU should have these rights! and do now...

Say GOODBYE to the past !!!! and HELLO to a New TECHNOLOGY YEAR!

We are going to have a great year in technology different than all the rest.

Enjoy your day!

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Dear Goddess of Technology, Please send us computers that are upto date,...

Another Dell 98 to Windows 2000 has died again.

As I opened the case of this beautiful undesireable, aggravating, annoying, slow, computer now that its 2009 cant even use a flash...I saw the mother board. I touched the wires and slowly disconnected all .. the light small as it is, was still on. And with a blink, and pull of the battery, the light on the Dell 98 gone 2000 (the Jack LaLanes of our computers) went out real slow. A sad moment...

I am going to have a funeral for all the Dells this summer we tried to give life to. Oh please magic Goddess of Technology, please send us a shipment of upto date computers for our students.

During the year, my students and I will be perfoming an ritual of Dell parts to be re-in carnated into other computers. Some will live as live art forms, as art is still in my blood.

Dell 98's YOU have lived a long life. with many at your keyboards and just could not keep up with the programs and speed. Goodbye see you in the next life!

YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU!

YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! plus one YOUR! = 13.

Yes its true, all the way to the end of the year and there is always one person that you work with that is just "NOT getting the rules or respect that you enforce to go forward" ,,,

Because of all my busyness throughout the day with 98 Dells (the Jack La Lanes of our Computers) and the beautiful HP (younger Richard Simmons computers-2001 to be exact) breaking down or blue screen or 98's with the dreaded Black Screen and "why wont it take a flash drive?" Well the answer is: USB was not popular then, and Flash drive was a futeristic occurance...

I got off track which i ususally do. This post is about YOU! and then a call came in in the mist of all the HP/Dells comming to the Tech Headquarters for the end of the year Re-incarnation for next year. The call "I WANT YOU TO TAKE OFF ALL THE INFO FROM THIS COMPUTER TO PUT ON THAT COMPUTER BEACAUSE I NEED ALL THAT INFO THAT IS NOT...

wait, wait, i am saying on the phone...please EMail email email.......

no this ONE keeps talking so I hang up ...and then I expected in person but the person brought a body guard ....oh so scary like the "Devil"...hahhahahhahhah...so I say email email email...so the person who I will not PROMISE anything to...as it is verbal...I now get an email of all the things that are wrong with the Dell 98 that person was using....

in Technology life a 98 Dell is really dead.....

The email is a classic of one i will always keep and laugh at....it contained 12 YOU's and one YOUR....

YOUYOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU!
YOU! YOU!
YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU!
YOU! YOU!
YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! plus one YOUR!

so i send EMAIL , back with have a blessed day! Dialog is done! and dont forget....

EMAIL, EMAIL, EMAIL, all suggestions and comments!

oh there is always ONE! .....YOU betcha!....hahhahahhah

Shamwow!

It was a hot day in the bowels of the Tech Headquarters, highly lit up with all Hp and Dells running their fans and exhuming energy and bad air with no circulation in the headquarters. Central Air not an option when the building is not officially open but this day is a special day in June, yep, many people will be in the outer office. Hot day-no air-heat from old HP (Richard Simmons) and 98 Dells (Jack LaLanes). And the instructors come in. I made the mistake of going outside of the Headquarters. I was bombarded with 2 hormonal and non-dressed for summer women who stressed "EXCUSE ME BUT CAN YOU (yep thats another blog with "YOU") turn on the AIR? ITS HOT IN HERE!!!"

So I call upstairs, which i already know the answer, but have to call, so I say they are working on it..what else can I say but "yes I know, I have a metal fan maybe you can borrow that,"

out of the goodness of my heart and sweat, which i dont mind at all because I do love the heat of the summer, but the answer was one of the Hormonal ladies shaking her jowels and sweat beads down her forhead into her eyes and nose wiping the sweat with an old tissue, saying "WE HAVE LOTS OF PEOPLE HERE IN A FEW MINUTES-(remember the jowels and the sweat is shaking while shes talking)-CANT YOU TURN ON THE AIR???????????????

Well, I then realized the phone call ment nothing and a sweaty jowel moving hormonal woman with an attitude was not giving up so I wanted really to say
"I use the SHAMWOW for everything and its the best invention for water mop ups etc. and since you are sweating and very angry would you like a piece of the Shamwow? or I can put a piece on each table so the other people when sweating could wipe the sweat from their briany heads....BUT I DID NOT...instead, I turned my head to the side like a crazy person, Smiled with top and bottom crooked teeth and said call upstairs and then I walked to my hot headquarters , closed the door for good and stayed with my SHAMWOW! and fan!

Yeah, I came out eventually...

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